Do not piss of Xaldin (you may just wind up with a spear in your face.)

2. Do not call Xemnas Mansex in front of him.

3. Marluxia is the Grimm reaper's 2nd cousin, also known as the 'flower king'

4. Do not trust Axel to make you toast, steak, or hamburgers (He'll probably burn it to a crisp. they cost like, 900 munny.)

5. Do not piss off Saïx (Demyx did, and he almost died)

6. Do not make fun of Demyx's fighting skills

7. Do not call Zexion emo (Even though he is)

8. Do not make a Xemnas word scramble

9. Do not use Saïx's 'X' on his face as target pracice

10. Do not write "I R BAD. Spank me hard, signed mansex" on Xemnas' important documents

11. Don't tease Xemnas about his name being Mansex (Xigbar did, and he....well...I rather not say...)

12. Xigbar cracked too many nuts with his head, so please use 'small' words when talking to him

13. Don't play poker or gamble against Luxord.

14. Marluxia is a guy, not a girl.

15. Dont make fun at Xigbar because his name is bigrax (he has guns.)

16. Dont bother trying to talk to Xaldin he won't talk back!!

17. When Larxene is talking don't interrupt her shes deadly with tose knives.

18. When Axel is feeling down cause Roxas left don't tease him thats how Luxord lost his hair (it burns quickly and takes a long time to grow back as he relised)

19. When your bored tease Demyx about his name being The Melodious Nocturne he'll go cry in his room for a few hours (though he'll deny it)

20. Insulting Xaldins mutton chops BIG NO NO

21. If you ask Lexaeus why his sword is so short he'll just reply with ' we'll and so's you're face.'

22. Do not compare Axel to a porcupine, it is bound to end in tears XX.

23. Do not ask Roxas if he has a sexual relationship with NaminéXX.

24. Do not call Larxene "honey", "sweetie", "larxy-chan" or anything to that effect, or you might possibly end up hanging naked from the battlements begging for mercy...